Granny Lost Her Dog Costume

EVERYTHING I BOUGHT FROM THE THRIFT STORE! NIGHT GOWN, GLASSES, STUFFED DOG, SLIPPERS,AND A CANE. I GOOGLED A CARTOON PICTURE OF THE TYPE OF STUFF DOG I FOUND (BEAGLE) AND MADE A LOST DOG SIGN FROM MY COMPUTER AND GLUED IT TO CARD BOARD THAT I CUT OUT FOR MY "LOST DOG SIGN."
I SAFETY PINNED THE DOG TO THE BACK PART OF MY NIGHT GOWN, I WORE LEGGING AND STUFFED PILLOWS IN IT TO MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG (IT GIVES THE ILLUSION I SAT ON MY DOG!)