Wreck-It Ralph Costume

My name is Ralph and I am a bad guy, I am nine feet tall and I have quite a temper on me... I am a wrecker, that means I wreck things professionally, I mean, I am very good at what I do... For Halloween however, I get pretty creative. I needed some new duds. I live in a dump you know, so there isn't much to work with. My friend Jennifers grandmother passed away and while clearing her stuff out of her home, I found a wig shoved in a box and put it on, it was perfect! (thus wreck it Ralph was born) Very Natural I do believe. I did have to take some brown spray paint to it and jazz it up a little. I also found 2 pair of old jeans just laying around, can you believe my luck? I took some scissors, hot glue, maroon spray paint and yarn and fashioned those old clothes into these fine threads. I had this old orange shirt and thought to myself that it could use some sprucing up... That is where my acrylic paints came in. Lastly, my arms are not what they used to be, I bought a little skin colored fabric to reach my (store bought) hands, to make me look buffer, stronger, I know its a silly thing to worry about, but a man has his reputation and pride... you know? Also, I am not a man I am a woman, my name is Jennifer and Halloween is one of my favorite holidays! There is just something so special in seeing the reactions of people when you have really taken the time to make something great. When I would drive my kids to trunk or treats or other activities, I would drive fully "Ralphed" I would hang my arm out the window and very calmly and casually say "im gonna wreck it" and wave at people. The reactions alone are priceless. So this entry is just for wreck it Ralph (one photo is with the whole gang though) I am so excited to enter, this is our first costume contest! So basically, IM GONNA WRECK IT!

Have a fabulous rest of the day, I did take some of the words above from the (Wreck it Ralph Movie Quotes Page on IMDB) :)